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What do superheroes do about their clothes?
Scene: A telephone booth at night. A woman is on the phone. Suddenly there is a rapping on the door. She tries to ignore it but the rapping becomes more insistent. She covers the mouthpiece.
Woman: What is it?
Man's voice: Excuse me, ma'am, but are you going to be much longer?
Woman (who had been enjoying her conversation and doesn't want to end it) If your call is urgent, there's another booth just up the block.
Man: I don't want to make a call, I just want to get my clothes.
Deeply embarrassed, the woman hurriedly ends her call and flees, averting her eyes. Also embarrassed, Superman dives into the booth to retrieve his Clark Kent gear.
Woman: What is it?
Man's voice: Excuse me, ma'am, but are you going to be much longer?
Woman (who had been enjoying her conversation and doesn't want to end it) If your call is urgent, there's another booth just up the block.
Man: I don't want to make a call, I just want to get my clothes.
Deeply embarrassed, the woman hurriedly ends her call and flees, averting her eyes. Also embarrassed, Superman dives into the booth to retrieve his Clark Kent gear.
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